User: Dessa

Date posted: Thu, 23 May 2013 15:30:00 GMT

Good morning, world. Today is my birthday, which means I've made very few appointments. If I have made an appointment with you, however, fear not--there is at least a 60% chance that I will keep it.

I'm obscenely--profanely--fortunate: meaningful work, good friends, safe environs. If I were to make a cheeky birthday wish, it might have the world 'pre-order' in it, but we all know that's too cheap a ploy to play well.

In all seriousness, if you are the sort of friend or acqu...

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