Original upload date: Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT
Archive date: Tue, 21 Dec 2021 23:37:46 GMT
One of the panels at PAX. The Telltale folk get ideas for a script from the audience, get some people to do the voices of characters, and hash the scene together. Please excuse any lack of funny due
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to us all being amateurs.
Oh, and that Mr. Featherly? *points to self*
Here's the script, for those of you who can't quite hear it:
Noir Sam: It was a Kafka-esque and stormy night. There was a cone of silence around the joint.
Noir Sam: Who's your daddy and what does he do?
Winslow: Well, sir, I do fancy myself a map!
Noir Sam: You look dirtier than a muddy box of chicken strips! Why did you cross the road, tonight?
Mr. Featherly: I got nothing.
Noir Sam: Put your arms where I can see them, murderer!
Marzipan: Not on the first date, detective.
Noir Sam: All right. You're clearly up to no good. Put the d20 on the ground, slowly.
Tycho: Look here, you odious lout. I haven't killed someone in... at least two days.
Noir Sam: I doubt that!
(at this point, it was a prerecording and not the audience actors).
Tycho: It looks like the jig is up! And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for this meddling PAX panel!
Raptor: It was I! A velociraptor! Wahhahaha! *snarf*
