www.noddleit.com
presents Torbados, a parody of Alicia Keys New York State of mind, telling the story of Seaside life in the UK.
Grew up in a town that was famous as a place
for hen parties.
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oise is always loud, there are sirens all around
and the streets aint clean.
If I can claim it here, I can claim it anywhere
thats what they say.
I wear high heels no tights,
and my bedsits got no lights,
here in Torbay
Even if it aint all it seems I gotta pocket full of dreams
baby im from Torquay.
Concrete jungle, bars have it sown up,
the drinks they get thrown up,
here in Torquay.
These streets will help you get knocked up
at night you get locked up,
here in Torquay, Torquay, Torquay.
Down there on the strand,
watch the fights get out of hand
girls think theyre so hard.
Faces made up thick with paste,
see the skirts up round their waste
arses made of lard.
Hail a Polish cab, takes me for a shish kebab
somewhere up in Torre.
Someones sick tonight
cause the vodka bull got spiked
now theyre on the floor
Gonna try and get off my knees
clear this bedsit full of fleas
baby im from Torquay
Concrete jungle, bars have it sown up,
the drinks they get thrown up,
here in Torquay.
These streets will help you get knocked up
at night you get locked up,
here in Torquay, Torquay, Torquay.