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e video flashes occasionally, I tried my best but I just couldn't fix it. Deal with it. Lyrics: New Job/Pirate Restaurant Commercial: They say a man should always dress For the job he wants, so Why'm I dressed up like a pirate In this restaurant? It's all because some hacker Stole my identity Now I'm in here every evening Serving chowder and iced tea Shoulda gone to: Free credit report dot com Yee-haa! I coulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you email alerts So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage. Dream Girl: Well I married my dream girl I married my dream girl But she didn't tell me her credit was bad So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's. No we can't get a loan For a respectable home Just because my girl defaulted on an old credit card If we'd gone to free credit report dot com I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard. Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage. New Car: Well I was shopping for a new car, which one's me A cool convertible or an SUV? Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack 'Cause now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact. F-R-E-E, that spells free- Credit report dot com, baby Saw their ads on my TV Thought about going but was too lazy Now instead of looking fly and rollin' phat My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting Laughed at F-R-E-E, that spells free- Credit report dot com, baby Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage. Bicycles: Check it out, gas prices blowing up sky high Ditched my used subcompact for a two-wheeled ride Now I'm rolling eco-friendly but I still look bad When the bike store saw my credit they said this was all they had F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T RE to P O R T to the DOT to the COM Come on everybody grab your bike and sing along, it's easy Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage. Rock Star: When you're a rock star You get to party hard Champagne and caviar Tricked-out exotic cars It's just how I thought it'd be 'cept the party's not for me 'Cause some punk opened a credit card with my ID Free What? (free credit!) report dot com (I said it!) That's the site I'm gonna hit when I go home They know how credit works They send email alerts Now I'm finding out how bad reality hurts Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage. Renaissance Fair: I was getting depressed 'cause of all the stress I was feeling at home Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever I'd go Thought I'd move to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a Renaissance Fair! Free Credit Report dot com! Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell you mom! Never mind, they've been singing our songs Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on! If you're not into fake sword fights Pointy slippers and green wool tights Take a trip from a knight who knows Free Credit Report dot com, let's go! Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage. Roller Coaster: Buckle up everybody cause were taking a ride It can strain your relationships and hurt your pride It's the credit roller coaster and as you can see it kinda bites so sing the lyrics with me: When your debt goes up, your score goes down, When you pay a little off it goes the other way around It's just the same for everybody every boy and girl, The credit roller coaster makes you wanna hurl. So throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em around Like a wannabe frat boy trying to get down Then bring em right back to where your laptops at. Log on to freecreditreport.com, stat Free credit score and report with enrollment in Triple Advantage Cell Phone: Wanted to get myself a new cell phone So I could hear myself as a ringtone Who knew the store would go And check my credit score? Now all they let me have is this dinosaur! Hello hello hello, can anybody hear me? I know I know I know, I should have gone to FreeCreditReport.coooom! That's where I shoulda gone, Could have got my knowledge on. Free credit score and report with enrollment in Triple Advantage. Reno: We were stuck in a basement apartment Tiny rooms where the sun never blessed So when we needed space for a family, Set our sights on the wide, open, west. Well I thought we'd see sierra vistas And breathe air pure as new-fallen snow But my poor credit score was a sinker (or stinker?), Now we rent by the week in Reno. Free credit score and report with enrollment in Triple Advantage.