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ranck Mastered by Sam Pura Vocals by Varrick Jay Vocal editing by Dylan Werle Screams by Mike Martenson Special thanks to Dave Stephens of We Came As Romans, Colin Perry (guitar), Chase Garner (guitar), Henry Fielden (bass), Cody Wilson (drums), Brenden Worthington, Brittain Clay, Zeke Tucker (artwork), and everyone that came to The End in Nashville to mosh their brains out! Follow Jarrod Alonge to stay updated! 👍 Facebook ► https://facebook.com/jarrodalonge 🔷 Twitter ► https://twitter.com/jarrodalonge 📸 Instagram ► https://instagram.com/jarrodalonge 📺 Twitch ► https://twitch.tv/jarrodalonge 👕 Buy merch ► https://boketomedia.com/store Follow Chodezilla Records for more comedy music! 👍 Facebook ► https://facebook.com/ChodezillaRecords 🔷 Twitter ► https://twitter.com/ChodezillaMusic 📸 Instagram ► https://instagram.com/ChodezillaRecords 👾 Discord ► https://discord.gg/GTBrtFp 👕 Buy merch ► https://boketomedia.com/chodezilla Lyrics At the show and no one’s moving The crowd is dead but I’ll keep swinging They're unprepared and no one's looking So when they least expect it Kick someone in the teeth I know I don’t have spatial awareness But I express myself regardless of the consequences Head to the pit, start some beef I’m pretty sure a kids foot grazed my knee I realize it was an accident But now his life is gonna end Kick me out of the venue And I’ll find my way back in I'm that douche bag I don’t care if you’re bleeding You messed up, say sorry I don’t care if you’re bleeding Sue me, blegh Stage dive with my feet first Kick while I crowd surf I hope that the people holding me Know that it’s my turf I think you should know that I don’t have a soul Hurting all you people was my only goal Right before the best part of the song I’m gonna steal the mic and sing all of the notes wrong Hey there, I noticed that you looked at me funny You’ve made a huge mistake, you better start running Don’t say that I’m just a troublesome bully I don’t think you know the first thing about me So what if I’m bad at math And my dad doesn’t seem to like me I might be a little insecure Possibly a little immature But I have to prove myself Now is my time to shine You think the fun belongs to everyone But I can’t fun unless I break your spine Punch a 14-year-old girl Throw her into a merch table Did you guys see how strong I am? She’ll be sleeping in the hospital I’m that douche bag Kill an old lady on the bus ride home Special thanks to my March 2016 contributors on Patreon! Steven Tyler, John Hicks, Kaitlyn Trost, Jared Dines, Alexander Fischer Kildahl, Nicholas Gregory, Nick Brown, Alex Doming, Mitch Rufer, Sam Callé, Mitchell Cust, Robert Lingle, Zane Fox, Sarah T, Griff Sutton, Jarod Lewchuck, Trey Sowers, Peter Mallas, Jeremy Friedman, Jerry Barnard and Joe LaStoria II #SunriseSkaterKids #Friendville #ChodezillaRecords