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t an image of every UK and Irish town that Rolf mentioned. I tried this and it took ages as you can imagine what with sourcing the pics then scaling them and adding the text. I made it in Picture Story 3 and it seems to have made a lot better job than the Lucky Star version (which I made accidently thinking it was Rolfs version) using WMM which is great news for me. Now for the lyrics Some place names dont seem to exist in Britain or Ireland So I might have got the lyrics a bit wrong still, never mind ay!!! Well, I've been ev'rywhere. I was drivin' my minimotor way down by the sea When a scruffy-lookin' hitchhiker thumbed a lift from me. I said, "Hop up inside, boy. Where you plan to go from there?" He says, "I don't give a continental cuddle boy, 'cause I've been ev'rywhere." Counted fast One, two, one two three four. CHORUS: I've been ev'rywhere, man. I've been ev'rywhere, man. Never a trouble or care, man. I've never paid me fare, man, And of travel I've had me share, man. I've been ev'rywhere. Been to Bradford, Guildford, Doxford, Littlehampton, Bedford, Chingford, Hereford, Wolverhampton, Shrewsbury, Canterbury, Aylesbury, Liverpool, Scunthorpe, Standthorpe*NOPLACE*, Mablethorpe, Hartlepool Whitehall, Blackwall, Mildenhall, Devonport Newport, Southport, Stockport, *HI SPORT* CHORUS 2. Been to Farnborough, Edinburgh, Peterborough, Felixstowe, Middlesborough, Loughborough, Scarborough, Walthamstow, Blackburn, Lisburn, Bannockburn, Londonderry, Wicklow, Glasgow, Hounslow, Tipperary Hampstead, Wanstead, Banstead, Woodstock, Bass Rock, Bell Rock, Tilbury Dock, *WATCHYA COCK* CHORUS Rolf says : Change gear (sound effect of a gear change) 3. Been to Weymouth, Yarmouth, Bournemouth, Huddersfield, Lewisham, Faversham, Petersham, Chesterfield, Land's End, Mile End, Southend, Birkenhead, Birmingham, Nottingham, Gillingham, Holyhead, Cambridge, Tonbridge, Knightsbridge, Broadstairs, Edgware, Rosslare, Carstairs, *WHO CARES* CHORUS 4. Rolf says unsurely: I've been—to—hey, this is difficult!—I've been to— Llandudno, Llanelli, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll . . . *gives up before completing this place name* Rolf says: No, it's no use. I'll never get those Scottish place names in a million years. Let's get back to the English version. 5. *Speeds up again* I've been to Westminster, Southminster, Kidderminster, Accrington, Eastbourne, Southbourne, Sittingbourne, Paddington, Bolton, Paignton, Stockton, Inverness, Renwick, Brunswick *NONAME*, Chiswick, Dungeness Mansfield, Sheffield, Enfield, Newcross, Kingscross, Charring Cross, Banbury Cross, *DEADLOSS* I've been here, there, ev'rywhere. I've been ev'rywhere.