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THIS NIGHT WAS ALREADY SUPER WEIRD AND NOW SHE’S STUCK IN THE BATHROOM WHOEVER RENOVATED THIS HOUSE DID A TERRIBLE JOB VALENCIA WALKS UP TO THE BEAM AND SAYS. I CAN TRY. I HAVE A DECEPTIVE AMOUNT OF MUSCULAR STRENGTH DUE TO MY AMAZING CORE. PAULA CALLS OUT FROM THE BATHROOM HER LITTLE BIRD ARMS ARE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING. THEN I STEP UP AND I’M LIKE... I’LL TRY. MY SECOND SOPHOMORE YEAR I TOOK A KINESIOLOGY CLASS. THAT’S COLLEGE FOR “GYM.” NOTHING HAPPENS. THEN WE ALL LOOK OVER AT KAREN, THE KINDA DERANGED WOMAN WHO’S PRETENDING TO BE SOME FRENCH CHICK. KAREN SAYS— SORRY, ANGELIQUE HAS AN EPIGASTRIC HERNIA. GROSS! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH SO I SAY NEED TO CALL SOMEONE. SHE’S STUCK IN THE BATHROOM SHE’S STUCK IN THE BATHROOM LET’S CALL 911 WOW. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT TOOK US THAT LONG TO COME UP WITH THE MOST OBVIOUS SOLUTION KIND OF EMBARRASSING. NOW REBECCA JUMPS AND SHOUTS YES... YES! HANG IN THERE, PAULA. WE’RE GONNA GET YOU OUT AND SHE RUNS OVER TO THE PHONE, PANICKING. MEANWHILE... PAULA’S STILL STUCK IN THE BATHROOM.