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d I have phenomenal hair Asian art collection's rare. More enlightened than Voltaire. I kinda look like a Maltese. Wright Miller's my treatise I talk [censored] to Scalia cuz I rule the legal scene. From my prime brownstone, I only teach part-time. I'm the judge of Miller's Court and that's why I'm such baller Dumbest student that I teach is a Rhodes sch, sch, sch, scholar Harold Koh, John Sexton, and Ruth Bader Ginsberg's daughter All the civ pro that they know, you know, is only 'cause I taught it I told Harvard, "Hahahaha. You can't have me nor can stop me." 'Cause I write my own rules. If I don't have one, I ad hoc it. First I scared 'em then I taught 'em Any law prof i will top 'em 'cause my students dance and sing when I teach the Erie Doctrine. That's why I'm A. Mill Yeah My Emmy is here, my R.A. is there. No one's life can be compared With mine. It's not fair. Hanky in my pocket square. Scott Turow made me Perini. My T.A.s coffee me when I'm teaching Civ Preezy. I'm a writer, I'm a host, I'm a legendary prof, son. You might have the treatise, but I'm it's [censored] author Author, Arthur--no I'm not that Arthur If my life's a movie, you know it'd win an Oscar. I make a noise that's high pitch, I tell students, "Be quiet." I'm an expert on what's private. I love watching Yankees pitch. Have you seen CC pitch? Yeah, not from my seats, kid. All my students clerk, yeah, on the second circuit Haha, yeah, sonny that's so rich Good Morning America's Legal Correspondent All your law profs might be called esquire but I am a Commander of the British Empire That's why they call me A. Mill. I'm slick 'Cause I got all A's, and my firm's sick, 'cause I learn quick My eyebrows: thick, that's why prick. A Mill. And that's why I'm A. Mill.