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MEGA64 BOYZ ARE BACK WITH JOHN MADDEN ON THE TRACK!!
MADDEN 12: BEST GAME EVER MADE (THROW '11 AWAY, DON'T EVEN BRING UP '10 IN THE COMMENTS)(EVER)
NEW FI
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RE FROM MEGA64 BOYZ with BRANDON DICAMILLO as JOHN MADDEN
Lyrics:
They say in 2012 a comet's comin' for this planet
Come to kill us
When it kills us, man, I hope I'm playing Madden!
It's a sadness that John Madden gets outsold by shit like Halo
Halo's lame and Madden's great
That's why I play it every day
So good a game in fact they made it back in 1988
And 24 years later still the greatest ever made
So thank you EA, for giving us this game
To Lord Madden in the skybox, to whom I pray
Madden's back again, year 2012
Put those other 23 shitty games on the shelf
You know every damn year this game comes out
But this year's the best, no question, no doubt
Madden's back again, year 2012
All you 2011 fans can burn in Hell
Mayans said 2012 is the end of the Earth
So take me away, I got my sixty bucks worth
Who's got more fifty dollar bills than me
Bullshit!
You know he really doesn't, that's a load of shit
I've got the most, put it on toast
Spread it around, I sell games coast to coast
I travel the same, on all four wheels
I don't ride on airplanes, I eat my meals
Turducken is a big ol' turkey on a plate
Stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a great lake
Oh man, that's the size of my waistband
Come on inside my big-ass RV minivan
I got a full size bathtub
You know I don't get paid in cash, I get paid in cold cuts
I'm a record beater
I'm a closet eater
I ain't no leader-board high-score fuckin' cheater
My game's the best, that's a fuckin' fact
And if your dick starts itching spray it with Tinactin, boom!
Welcome back to class, and we're your teachers
Time to school you noobs on these badass new features
You can't sprint this year, know what I'm sayin'?
(Custom throwing animations)
What's this new game I'm playing?
Kick off from 35, 'cause that's a big deal
Now players get concussions, whoa, shit just got real
That's all the new features! That's all they got!
... It's better than ever!
Madden's back again, year 2012
Put those other 23 shitty games on the shelf
You know every damn year this game comes out
But this year's the best, no question, no doubt
Madden's back again, year 2012
All you 2011 fans can burn in Hell
We didn't do a song last year 'cause we knew '12 was coming
And maybe Madden's even got '13 in the oven!
(Who knows!)
