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tems and BTS on our schmotreon: https://patreon.com/gregorybrothers next week: Rat Attack! follow us for all the updates and also the schmupdates: https://twitter.com/gregorybrothers https://instagram.com/gregorybrothers https://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Directed by the Gregory Brothers Andrew, Evan, and Michael Gregory Starring Takeo Ischi...as himself Featuring Aki Yasuda as Kingpin Garrett Volpe and Chris Stanley as Henchmen Chris Mauceri as Chicken Ninja Dev Sim as Pig Ninja Evan Gregory as Pitiful Hostage Michael Gregory as Aspiring Yodeler Chicken and Wilma provided by Aly’s Ponys Filmed at the Harlem Valley Homestead in Wingdale, NY Producer: Amelia Burger Dir. Photography: Steven DiCasa Asst. Camera: Cody Buesing Production Assistant: Cheryl Tsushima Sound Mixer: Joe Cantor Add’l scoring & music mixing: Aaron Beaumont Cello: Alexandra Jones Editor: Rob Nassau VFX: Neal Jonas Color: Ilia Gumerov Poster: Morgan King On-set translation: Liz Yasuda, Andreas Wöber Add’l translation: Hikaru Kitabayashi, Jesse Gillespie No animals were harmed during filming, even when they BARST into human ninjas! All animals were trained, courteous professionals, and brought professional human handlers to watch them. LYRICS: [angelic but harrowing yodel] Now begins the fight of a lifetime We can end it all and end it right Two warriors challenge you They came ready to fight Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs They're not here to play Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs You're on their plate today Six legs! two wings! And one ass-whooping Cock on a swine (Cock on a swine) Friends for all time (For all time) Swine with a cock (Swine with a cock) They can never be stopped There is no escape from justice Nowhere to hide from your fate You may want forgiveness I'd say yes but for them it's too late Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs They're not here to play Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs You're on their plate today Six legs! two wings! And one ass-whooping! Cock on a swine (Cock on a swine) Friends for all time (For all time) Swine with a cock (wine with a cock) They can never be stopped They look so cute and cuddly You might expect a kiss But if you're on their bad side You'll only get their iron fists Cock on a swine (Cock on a swine) Friends for all time (For all time) Swine with a cock (Swine with a cock) They can never be stopped #TakeoCinematicUniverse #ChickenAttack #SchmoCinematicUniverse