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Kate. Both have created the popular Australian comedy Kath & Kim (the rights have recently been bought by a US network to make a US version) (any help appreciated in working out the lyrics!) "Comb!" Ohhh! Help us please! We've tried Decore, even Degree, We've used Sunsilk, Pears and Palmolive But it's to no avail. When we teased our hair we wanted it to stick, So we boofed it then we sprayed with Tarzan's Grip. So! Comb if you must do! Try to comb our hair! Comb if you must do! If that doesn't work we'll use bloody Nair! Go ahead and comb! Go ahead and comb! (scream) I wish my hair was flat, Like Peter Garret. Ohh! It hurts! There are things living in here! There are rats and snakes and toads, And Russ Hinze moved in last year! There are dogs and cats, it's like a bloody zoo! Set the dingo free, Yes, Azaria's here too! So! Comb if you must do! If you have a doubt! Please don't say Bermuda pouf Things go in but they don't come out! ------------------------------------------------------------- Tarzan's Grip - I don't know if you guys had that stuff in the States, but here in Australia, it was a form of super glue. I believe Nair is a hair removal product. Peter Garret - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Garret -- Musician turned politician in Australia Russ Hinze - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russ_Hinze -- another Australian politician. Dingo and Azaria - that's reference to the notorious Australian case of the Chamberlains' ("Dingo took my baby!") baby daughter being taken by a dingo in the Northern Territory http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindy_Chamberlain