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n't wipe my ass So you know I'm not gay Never saw a bottle of piss I could really throw away [vamp] Slurs in video games Is how I socialize If you don't got that tiny Asian frame Your fat ass need not apply. [vamp] I have white pride Except if you're hot But when it comes to my bride The Klan says I cannot. I don't know how to read Bet you find that real sexy Fast food's all I eat They can't find my ex she Went missing last year when we went on a trip. I got some stuff on my computer I always encrypt. Can't stress this enough Shut up if you're not thin girl. My porn is all snuff Can you believe I'm still single? And sure, I ain't perfect And I don't drive no Mercedes And sure, I can't get erect But just allow me to say How do you do, ladies? How do you do, ladies? How do you do, ladies? How do you do, ladies?