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d and filth throughout the fiber-optically connected world we all call the internet. Get ready, because TROLLS WILL BE DETAINED AND ARRESTED. Officer Canada WILL GIVE YOU THREE WARNINGS! After the third warning, we will dox your ass, call your local crisis team saying you're mentally ill and having a break down of some sort, get your ass picked up, brought to the mental hospital, and shot up with FORCED INJECTIONS! WE INJECT TROLLS! Officer Canada serves in honour of big sexy strong Tommy Parky forever TROLLS ARE IN FEAR. There's nothing stopping this officer of the digital law, he's going to put your avatar in hand cuffs! WATCH OUT! Because OFFICER CANADA IS ON PATROL! Shoutout to Officer Ronald UTTP WE FEAR NO TROLL. Red and blue we're on to you! WE'RE ON PATROL U DAMN TROLL. NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW. Officer Canada is no joke! He'll pull out his baton, beat a mud-hole in your ass, kick it dry, take a dirty yellow bubbily piss in it, and all you'll know how to do is look back at him with a yellow crooked broken teeth of a smile about it; you sorry sacks of troll terrorist vile vermin scum of the earth!