So I’m at home just minding my business, Googling how to grow out my front hair wispies and I get multiple texts from Bermuda. After 6 missed calls I finally pick up on the 7th and She. Is. FRANTIC.  She’s hysterical and says she’s been bit by a rattlesnake while hiking.  She says she can’t walk and her leg is oozing purple stuff.  I’ve never heard her voice like this so I immediately call an Uber and head to the trail.  On my way, I’m thinking to myself “Do we even ooze purple stuff? This doesn't sound right.” But I guess I’ll find out when I arrive. She needs my help.  So I pull up to the trail and there she is. No rattlesnakes. No hiking. Just a robot sitting on the curb in skinny jeans and wedges.  She said it’s the only way she could get my attention since I haven’t answered her texts since we went to the mall a couple weeks back.  She just wanted to hang out.  So here we are “hanging out.” I’m so mad, my face is a whole entire mood and I STILL don’t know how to grow my hair wispies out.  Drop your suggestions in the comments plz 😩