At what point in someone’s life do they get such an inflated sense of self they decide they can squeeze their overinflated derrière into #MarilynMonroe‘s iconic happy birthday dress? I’m biased because I think #KimKardashian is just a complete and utter embodiment of vanity, which I guess is ironic coming from myself but the gall of that woman to squeeze her bottom into such a piece of history, popping off crystals and stretching the fabric on that dress because she wants to be in the centre of attention is beyond me. @kimkardashian